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no real translation; suffix that can be added freely to ANY word... 
e.g.: Shutup, dickwad! Piss off, asswad! Go away, stainwad!
HomoSexual
John is an arse bandit
anus
British equivalent of asshole
afternoon
This word is used extensively in Australia and also in England in some places.
Derogatory term for male homosexual. "Whatever you say, ass boy."
buttocks
Now acceptable term on US television. 'John has a big ass.'
asshole, shithead
Adj; Said in place of saying no, or when someone says something stupid and a smart retort is needed. Usage: Not quite, assfuck.
anus; detrimental person
second meaning very common nowadays. 'Mary thinks that John is an asshole.'
human male
Used detrimentally. 'Hey, asswipe, when are you going to give me back the five bucks you borrowed from me?'
toilet paper
Not commonly used today.
Worthless piece of paper, like a parking ticket
likable older gay male, not necessarily effeminate
stupid or silly person
Generally used in response to an unintelligent action, such as in "Don't be a ball." or sarcastically responding to something stupid said: "Okay.... ball." or as an observation of another's character (or lack thereof): "Hope is such a ball." This word comes from the reference to the testicle.
to fornicate
Popular term in the US during the 70s
testicle
Usually used in the plural. Not considered obscene today. 'John has a big pair of balls.'
cold
mainly used in the phrase 'it's bloody baltic'
to fornicate
Does not seem to have intransitive use:\] 'John banged Mary all night.' '*John and Mary banged all night.'
The visible shape that the male genitals make in one's pants
'John has a big basket.'
a despicable person, illegitamate male
very common term, less offenssive today than a generation ago: 'Mary believes that John is a real bastard.'
gay steam bath
common term for steam bath. 'John got laid at the baths last night.'
have one's menstrual period
stronger than 'period': 'Mary is on the rag.'
a hairy beefy gay male
'Both Mary and John like bears.'
the form of a couple during intercourse
Often used with "to make." John made the beast with two backs with Mary last night.
jack off (verb, trans. and intransitive)
variation of jack off. Used less commonly. 'John beats off twice a night.'
Vagina
Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; Show me your beaver, love. Etymology: Probably from furry skin of animal of similar name Pronounciation: Bee-vah
well-built male
used by both the heterosexual and homosexual communities. 'Mary gets turned on by beef.'
offensive term for the female genitals
using this term to describe an induvidual girls parts, when she is present will invite quite a lot of abuse, as it alludes to a female being well packed and not very clean, i.e. 'Mary, I bet when you're in the shower with the window open, your beef curtains flap around in the wind' followed by a slap and a thud as john hits the floor.
tip of the penis
enlish slang, can be used to desribe the body part or as an insult, words should be rung together, as if the second l was the beginging of end,
an idiot (usually male)
derived from rhyming slang (Berkley hunt, cunt), though "Berkley" would normally be pronounced, "BARKley"
bisexual
abbreviated form of bisexual: 'John is bi.'
variant of bitch
Can be used to refer to a male or a female, a friend or an enemy. eg: "What are you doing, biatch?"
bathroom, restroom
Canadian term: 'Mary's in the biffy.'
an oppressive woman
term has gained general acceptance in recent times; original terms refers to 'female dog.' 'John found Mary out to be a vicious bitch.'
oh my gosh
english slang, used to express shock, the h can be silent,(for accent purposes), better sounding when pronounsed slower.
fellatio
Standard unacceptable term. 'Mary gave John a good blow job.'
To ejaculate, to indicate surprise or excitement
John blew his wad when he won the lottery John blew his wad when he saw mary naked.
To spend all of your money
John took Mary out and blew his wad on an expensive meal.
big ol bitch
used to describe extremely obese women. ie. hey, look out for the bob.
ugly woman
That bird is a right boiler
Have intercourse with. 'John likes to boink Mary.'
current slang.
uk slang the chap is a bit balls,or a load of bolicks
erection
Term not heard much today: 'John had his first boner when he was ten.'
breast (female)
Relatively acceptable today. 'Mary has big boobs.'
to sniff an asshole; to butter someone up in order to win a favor.
First meaning uncommon; second meaning common in the military and other large organizational institutions.
pal, guy
Very used in the States
One who copulates in the rectum.
See 'buggery'.
The act of copulating in the rectum.
A legal term in British and Canadian law.
well built physiologically
'John is built like a brick shithouse.'
masculine lesbian
synonym for diesel dyke. Term not commonly used today.
person (male) who bangs bums
it should be quite clear in what circumstance(s) this word could be used
anus
very popular usage among US adolescents due in large part to MTV's Beavis and Butthead. Huhuhuhuhuh.
buttocks
'Mary likes John's buns.'
black person
very derogatory term referring to Blacks; derived from their jungle origins.
masculine
Term used may be used in heterosexual community, but is frequent (or used to be) in the gay community. 'Mary is very butch, and so is John.'
someone who cacks
Used as provocative gesture to unsavoury characters: eg "Sod off you cacker Rawhide"
vagina
a vagina as seen through a tight pair of jeans or pants.10
Restroom, room with a toilet (toilets). 'John passed out in the can.'
Very commonly used.
A cigarette
John, if you keep smoking those cancer sticks the way you do, they'll kill you.
(noun) a person who performs cunninlingus
whorehouse
Not used as commonly as 'whorehouse': "John found out that Mary was earning 10 bucks a night at the local cathouse."
hymen, state of being verginal
standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary lost her cherry when she was 14.' Term can be used for males who have had their first sexual experience: 'John lost his cherry last night.'
Gay male who likes underage males.
Alternative form of 'chicken queen', used by 'masculine' gay males. 'John considers himself a chicken hawk.'
gay male who is attracted to underage males homosexuals
Used somewhat derogatorily.
underage male.
Used in the gay world only.
a stupid person
You're thick - i.e. 'You're a chief' Not rude at all.
penis
Popular high school word. Not to be confused with "chode", which isn't as strong, and only means stupid or dumb
Have anal intercourse
John and George danced the chocolate cha cha all night.
dumb person; can be used alone OR as a prefix OR as a suffix
e.g.: Shut up, chodelick! Piss off, dickchode! You're a chode!
to masturbate
"Bill was choking the chicken while reading Playboy"
Eat Pussy
Can be used as a command
An insult
A bible thumping, back sliding hypocrite, or more technically know as a Backslidious Hypocritious:) and simply called a Chian!!!!
male who is attracted to fat homosexuals
used humnorously. 'Mary thinks that John is a chubby chaser.'
throw
"to throw a ball"
to vomit
"I'm going to chuck..."
An event where a group of males stand facing each other in a circle, each one masturbating.
Not used in the straight community much except by young adoleschents who are first experiencing the joys of sex. 'John takes part in a circle jerk every Saturday night.'
gonorrhea
Common term: 'John got the clap at the tubs again.'
circumcised
A sexual game between two women
The sex fight game, played between two women who fuck each other with their clits. For more details about the sex fight game see the phrase sex fighter
clitoris
abbreviated form of clitoris. This word should not be used in the presence of women except politically uncorrect ones.
Hiding ones gayness.
Term originated as 'in the closet', then 'out of the closet' to refer to acknowledging ones gayness: 'John was in the closet for a long time before he came out of the closet last year.' Term has since been extended to refer to any skeleton in the closet; i.e., anything one is unwilling to be open about.
A person in the closet.
Term used only in the gay community, not used much today. 'John was a closet queen before he came out.'
A piece of leather (usually) worn around the shank of the penis
It purpose is to enhance an erection. 'John bought a new cock ring and wears it on weekends.' Term came out of the closet in the TV film 'Tales of the City.'
penis
This is one of the more common synonyms for penis. 'John has a small cock.'
A fellator
Any male person. Canadian term.
A fellator; any male person.
The term is used in a deragatory and insulting way. 'Hey, you goddamn cocksucker, give my condoms back to John.'
ejaculate
sometimes spelled as 'cum'. The verb is irregular - it is conjugated like 'come': "John came this morning."
Stain (usually found on sheets)created by the remnants of intercourse fluids. Someone who is a real jerk.
"Did you get the come stain out of the sheet?" "Fuck you , come stain." Also may be spelled cum stain.
black person
to have anal intercourse with someone
This terms seems to be passing into obscurity: 'John cornholes Bill once a month.'
black person
Derogatory term for Blacks. Its origins refer to the US's period of slavery. It is a BIG insult to any black person in America.
body lice found in the pubic area
Old term. 'Mary found crabs in her pubes.'
white person
A term used toward white people, although most Whites do not seem to be offended by this term.
feces
Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'There is crap all over the front yard!'
defecate
Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation: 'John craps twice a day.'
defecate
Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation. Its direct object is the goal of location: 'John crapped his pants.'
restroom, toilet
Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'John is in the crapper.' Mary is sitting on the crapper.' This term became immortalized when the flush toilet was invented by a Mr. Crapper.
to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)
In addition to its obvious meaning term may also refer to someone getting very excited over something: 'John creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of James Dean.' 'John creamed his jeans when he saw Bill's restored '57 Chev.'
semen, ejaculate
Possibly from "to come" (i.e. to ejaculate), it is widely used in the porn industry (vide porn video dialogues & titles); also used as a verb, as in "John is cumming inside Mary".
vagina
Considered more offensive than 'fuck' today.
woman
A very offensive word refering to a woman, stronger than 'bitch.'
gay male who is attracted to East Indian homosexuals
Used humnorously. Considered racist. 'John came back from India a curry queen.'
circumcised, having the foreskin of the penis, or the clitoris removed.
Males were circumcised back in Biblical times as a form of obediance, and as a sacrifice to the Almighty Lord. Women in some Indian civilizations were circumcised as a ritual, and a form of punishment. (The purpose of this is to desensitize the woman so that sex is no longer enjoyable.
circumcised
seems to be more British than American. See 'clipped.'
black person
This is used a lot by older white people when referring to any black person. It is not as offensive as nigger, but it is still has very strong undertones.
penis
shouldn't be used in parlor room conversatin.
someone who acts like a jerk. Asshole.
"Eat me, you fucking dickwad"
have intercourse with
unoffenive slang term.
to have intercourse with
This verb is used only transitively; it does not have the intransitive use that 'fuck' and 'screw' have: 'John diddled Mary.' '*John and Mary were diddling.'
masculine lesbian
Term used humorously but considered offensive by lesbians.
fake penis
Also the name of a town in Newfoundland.
male person
Detrimental term; implies the person is a loser.
shit that dingles from the hairs surrounding one's asshole
Not commonly known. Original meanings refers to a species of berry found in the Southeastern part of the U.S.
penis
Slightly cute form of 'cock, pecker'. 'Mary thinks that John has a funny-looking dink.'
any male person.
Used as a derogatory term. Probably based on 'dipstick'.
"Doesn't know nothing" or "Can't tell good from bad" or, in reference to a person, an idiot. Common expression in Southwestern U.S. A older and more completeversion is "Doesn't know shit from shinola and thinks they are both fat meat." Shinola was a popular brand of dark shoepolish.
penis
Not as common as 'cock' or 'pecker'. This word made history when a chief justice who was being confirmed for the Court was said to be called 'Long Dong Daddy.'
feces
unoffensive term, originally childish. . 'Mary saw the doo-doo on the lawn.'
male person
derogatory term.
penis
dress of the opposite sex.
Term originated in gay community, is now widely used in the heterosexual community. 'John like going in drag.' Not to be confused with 'cross dressing', drag tends now to be used as a a humorous term or to the show business. 'Cross dressing' is more general and politically correct.
A person who likes to dress up in feminine clothes
Term refers to those who do shows or like to be outrageously over dressed. Term immortalized in the movie 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'. 'Alice Springs never was the same after the three drag queens left.'
To fuck someone between the breasts
I'd sure like to dutch fuck her.
lesbian
Term used amongst lesbians, but considered offensive if used outside of the community.
A derogatory expression, it has no specific meaning. Used when the speaker it annoyed about someting: 'John told Mary to eat shit.'
electronic address, e-mail address
a female who enjoys the company of gay men.
Can be derogatory, as there is a stereotypical image of a fat, unattractive woman who cannot get her own men so she hangs around gay men.
heterosexual male who enjoys the company of homosexual males.
Newly coined term.
homosexual male
abbreviated form of 'faggot'. Slightly less derogatory than faggot.
homosexual male
used by gays to refer to each other--often humorously; otherwise it is considered derogatory.
homosexual male, especially effeminate
literally refers to creatures of legend/myth such as the character 'Puck' in Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's Dream"; "He's a fairy."
The gas passed while farting.
not very offensive today. 'Did you smell that fart?'
to pass wind, flatuate
less offensive today than in the past.
to do something very slowly, without conviction
Lkke other terms using 'fart', this expression is almost neutral: 'John just farts along writing his thesis.' 'That car in front of us holding up traffic is just farting along.'
to spend time doing innocuous things or nothing at all
hardly offensive today.
sucking one's own semen from the anus of the most recent anal sex recipient
yechhhhh
A man who orgasms into another man's rectum and then eats all of what he has deposited
Adam is a faltcher; I think I'm going to be your feltcher. James was feltching me something fierce last night.
to insert one's finger into a vagina or a rectum for sexual tittilation.
Term can be used to refer to a rectal digital examination: "John enjoys getting finger-fucked by his physician."
Woman (women)
Used by gay men in a derogatory sense; refers to the putatively offensive odor emitted by female genitalia
to insert a clenched fist into a rectum
Not necessarily limited to the gay world.
Vagina
Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; You can see her flange Etymology: From engineering - flange, projecting or raised edge... used to make connection.
Invitation for intercourse.
Australian term.
four people involved in sex together
Refers to any combination of gender. This construction is productive, though rare above four.
the act of french kissing
Common term today. 'John likes the french kisses he gets from Bill and Mary.'
to insert tongue into mouth while kissing
Common term today. 'John likes to french kiss Bill and Mary.'
A condom with appendages on the end supposedly to give more sensation to the recipient.
'John screwed Mary with a french tickler.'
homosexual male
term not used much today.
a woman who likes the company of male homosexuals
An alternate form of 'fag hag'; used humorously. 'Mary is a fruit fly.'
(no meaning)
Term can be used with the definite article as a pure expletive in sentence initial position: 'What the fuck are you doing, Mary?' 'The fuck you say!' It can also be used with the definite article: 'Like fuck I'm going to date Mary tonight!'
the act of fucking' (roughly)
Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot fuck last night.'
have intercourse
See fuck (transitive). Here, it must have a conjoined subject: John and Mary are fucking.
to have intercourse with someone.
This word was once considered the most unacceptable word in English. In the last twenty years it has become more acceptable in various contexts. Still not acceptable in parlour room contexts, in school, etc. Though banned on American TV it can be heard on Canadian TV and radio in certain limited cases.
do nothing imporant or nothing at all.
"John's just fucking around today."
go away
Used an expletive to indicate to indicate mild annoyance: "Well, fuck around!"
To be somehwt dishonest with someone.
"John's fucking Mary around all the time."
Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker.
go away
Usually used as a command in an uncomplementary sense: "Fuck off, asshole!"
get lost
Outside of the literal meaning which few males can do, this expression has abouat the same meaning as 'get lost'; i.e. go away.: Mary told John to go fuck himself.
make a mistake
See fuck (transitive).
(1) to make a mess out of something, (2) to cause someone to become psychologically unstable.
See fuck up (intransitive). (1) "John really fucked his assignment up." (2) "John's parents really fucked him up."
(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects)
Derived from and generally synonymous with 'fuck up'. "John is really fucked." "John's project is fucked beyond hope."
(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects)
See 'fuck up'.
to be using larger doses of drugs than normal such as alcohol or acid
Used in the drug community for people who are tripping hard.
a male person
Derogatory term: 'The little fucker stole 10 bucks.'
One who fucks
'John is a squirrely fucker.'
(no specific meaning)
term is commonly used as an expletive with a pejorative sense: 'John is a fucking asshole.'
short for fucking ugly
"Damn, that bitch was fugly"
a group performing sex on an individual
The group usually refers to males. 'John was the victom of a gangbang.'
to peform in a gangbang
'John was gangbanged while in jail.'
A female who is less than a woman, who hangs out with or participates with a crowd that is involved in gang activity
Natolie is a Gansta Bitch; No I am not talking to you Im talking to that Gangsta Bitch over on the corner
get fucked
Said in a derogtory way. Why don't you go get bent!
have sex
'John got it on with Mary.'
get an erection
rather mild term: 'John got it up when he read Playbunnie.'
have intercourse
Relatively common term, but not acceptable in polite society. Originally, term probably required a female subject, but either gender may be a subject today: 'John got laid last night.'
ejaculate
'John finally got off when Mary shoved a dildo up his ass.
correct personality deficiency; prepare one's self
"I wish Mary would get her shit together and quit letting Bill beat her up whenever he gets drunk;" "The customer expects up at 8am-- be sure you have your shit together."
to care
Usually used with negative particle: 'John doesn't give a shit about Mary.'
a hole in a partition dividing two toilets
I'll leave the function of this hole up to the imagination of the readers. If the reader can't figure it out, he should consult his gay buddies, unless, of course, the reader is homophobic, in which case, presumably, he would have no gay buddies.
a hole in the ground formerly excavated for mining.
These glory holes have become overgrown with grass and weeds since they were abandoned and pose a threat to unwary hikers. There is a state park in the Sonora region of California called 'Glory Hole State Park' The name of this park must amuse all of the Bay Area queens who like to cruise around in the foothills.
perform oral sex
This term is not very commonly used today. 'John and Mary went down on each other.'
The act of performing fellatio.
(expletive)
Probably the oldest curse in English.Is considered very strong by the religious, though many persons of the collar have been heard to use it. Sometimes it is spelled 'goddam': 'John is a god damn liar.'
the act of urinating on another person.
Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
oriental person
Asians do not like this term at all.
Anal Intercourse
Mary likes to have it Greek.
A Negro, or person of African descent
A pejorative term for African-Americans, or Negroes. Used extensively in New England (USA). Example: "You drive like a Groe..," meaning, you drive like a Negro (with no respect for other drivers).
the contractions of the rectum during anal sex
from the English "gross" meaning disgusting or vile!
blow job from an old (toothless) person
derived from "hummer" with alteration concerning lack of teeth in mouth: "Sometimes I wish Bert would give me a gummer."
vagina
not as insulting as cunt for obvious reasons.10
penile rection
Most common of the synonyms for erection. "John woke up with a hard-on."
to copulate
'John had Mary last night.'
to take unscrupulous advantage of
'John was had by the salesman.'
fellatio
To give or receive. Unisex..'Mary asked John if she could give him head'
A male, derogatory. synonomous with dork
lower intestinal tract surrounding the anus
This word is very well known to gays. It is a very visual descriptive word which shouldn't need too much explaining. An example of its usage is, "Hey Bobby.....you want to ride down my hershey highway?"
An openly gay man. Influences others by the showing of the penis etc.
Originated from an individual named Sean Hodgson. Example: John is such a hodgie! He showed his dick to me last night!
white person
A rather humorous term used toward white people. I don't believe most Whites are offended by this term at all. Back in the day, some white men use to sit outside the Globe Theater in Harlem in their big American cars....waiting for the black women that performed that night to come out. (most of the black female performers doubled as prostitutes) If the white men wanted to have sex with a certain black perfomer then he would honk his horn for her to come over to his car. Thus, the word "honkey" was coined.
To spit
Used in 'Wayne's World'.
Used to inquire as to one's state of well being.
John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: not too bad thanks for asking. OR John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: A little to the left and in the dirt.
blow job
current slang
to have a large penis
'Hung' has no comparative or superlative form. 'John is really hung.' '*John is hunger than Bill.'
hemorroids
another term for hemorroids referring to one of the symptoms. That symptom being the itching sensation of the sphincter. "I've got the itchy eye!"
masturbate
(also transitive). 'John jacked off after Mary went home.'
masturbate another person
The direct object is a male. 'Mary jacked John off since she wouldn't screw him.'
to jack off
(verb)ok to use in class (i have and teachers usually don't mind(just be care full))
"nothing". Emphasis on "shit".Used in the phrase, "John doesn't know jackshit about women."
(N. Amer.) v. to steal
[jei] etym. origin probably from the bird "jay", which feeds by sweeping down to the ground and picking up morsels of food in that manner. ex. He jayed my baseball cap!
masturbate
Used as an alternative to 'jack off' in both senses.
An expletive, considered offensive by the religious. The source of the middle initial is uncertain. 'Jesus H. Christ! You can't be pregnant!'
sperm
Common a generation ago, this term is fading, being replaced with 'come'.