The Alternative English Dictionary
The Alternative English Dictionary
English slang - a part of
The Alternative Dictionaries collection.
TAD is being reconstructed - input is disabled!
Minor corrections are still wanted, please use the
no real translation; suffix that can be added freely to ANY word...
e.g.: Shutup, dickwad! Piss off, asswad! Go away, stainwad!
- arse bandit
John is an arse bandit
British equivalent of asshole
This word is used extensively in Australia and also in England in some places.
- ass boy (noun)
Derogatory term for male homosexual. "Whatever you say, ass boy."
Now acceptable term on US television. 'John has a big ass.'
Adj; Said in place of saying no, or when someone says something stupid and a smart retort is needed. Usage: Not quite, assfuck.
anus; detrimental person
second meaning very common nowadays. 'Mary thinks that John is an asshole.'
- asswipe (compound noun)
Used detrimentally. 'Hey, asswipe, when are you going to give me back the five bucks you borrowed from me?'
Not commonly used today.
Worthless piece of paper, like a parking ticket
- aunty (noun)
likable older gay male, not necessarily effeminate
- ball (noun)
stupid or silly person
Generally used in response to an unintelligent action, such as in "Don't be a ball." or sarcastically responding to something stupid said: "Okay.... ball." or as an observation of another's character (or lack thereof): "Hope is such a ball." This word comes from the reference to the testicle.
- ball (verb)
Popular term in the US during the 70s
Usually used in the plural. Not considered obscene today. 'John has a big pair of balls.'
- baltic (adj.)
mainly used in the phrase 'it's bloody baltic'
- bang (verb, transitive)
Does not seem to have intransitive use:\] 'John banged Mary all night.' '*John and Mary banged all night.'
- basket (noun)
The visible shape that the male genitals make in one's pants
'John has a big basket.'
- bastard (noun)
a despicable person, illegitamate male
very common term, less offenssive today than a generation ago: 'Mary believes that John is a real bastard.'
- baths, the (noun, plural)
gay steam bath
common term for steam bath. 'John got laid at the baths last night.'
- be on the rag (verb phrase)
have one's menstrual period
stronger than 'period': 'Mary is on the rag.'
- bear (count noun)
a hairy beefy gay male
'Both Mary and John like bears.'
- beast with two backs (noun)
the form of a couple during intercourse
Often used with "to make." John made the beast with two backs with Mary last night.
- beat off (verb, transitive and intransitive)
jack off (verb, trans. and intransitive)
variation of jack off. Used less commonly. 'John beats off twice a night.'
- beaver (noun, slang)
Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; Show me your beaver, love. Etymology: Probably from furry skin of animal of similar name Pronounciation: Bee-vah
- beef (noun, noncount)
used by both the heterosexual and homosexual communities. 'Mary gets turned on by beef.'
- beef curtains (noun)
offensive term for the female genitals
using this term to describe an induvidual girls parts, when she is present will invite quite a lot of abuse, as it alludes to a female being well packed and not very clean, i.e. 'Mary, I bet when you're in the shower with the window open, your beef curtains flap around in the wind' followed by a slap and a thud as john hits the floor.
- bell end
tip of the penis
enlish slang, can be used to desribe the body part or as an insult, words should be rung together, as if the second l was the beginging of end,
an idiot (usually male)
derived from rhyming slang (Berkley hunt, cunt), though "Berkley" would normally be pronounced, "BARKley"
- bi (adjective)
abbreviated form of bisexual: 'John is bi.'
- biatch (noun)
variant of bitch
Can be used to refer to a male or a female, a friend or an enemy. eg: "What are you doing, biatch?"
- biffy (noun, count, definite)
Canadian term: 'Mary's in the biffy.'
an oppressive woman
term has gained general acceptance in recent times; original terms refers to 'female dog.' 'John found Mary out to be a vicious bitch.'
- bloody hell (b&lUdI hell)
oh my gosh
english slang, used to express shock, the h can be silent,(for accent purposes), better sounding when pronounsed slower.
- blow job
Standard unacceptable term. 'Mary gave John a good blow job.'
- blow your wad
To ejaculate, to indicate surprise or excitement
John blew his wad when he won the lottery John blew his wad when he saw mary naked.
To spend all of your money
John took Mary out and blew his wad on an expensive meal.
- bob (noun)
big ol bitch
used to describe extremely obese women. ie. hey, look out for the bob.
That bird is a right boiler
- boink (verb, transitive)
Have intercourse with. 'John likes to boink Mary.'
- bollocks , bollicks
uk slang the chap is a bit balls,or a load of bolicks
- boner (noun, count)
Term not heard much today: 'John had his first boner when he was ten.'
Relatively acceptable today. 'Mary has big boobs.'
- brown (verb)
to sniff an asshole; to butter someone up in order to win a favor.
First meaning uncommon; second meaning common in the military and other large organizational institutions.
- buddy (noun)
Very used in the States
- bugger (noun)
One who copulates in the rectum.
- buggery (noun)
The act of copulating in the rectum.
A legal term in British and Canadian law.
- built like a brick shithouse (nounphrase, idiom)
well built physiologically
'John is built like a brick shithouse.'
- bull dyke (compound noun)
synonym for diesel dyke. Term not commonly used today.
person (male) who bangs bums
it should be quite clear in what circumstance(s) this word could be used
- bunghole (noun)
very popular usage among US adolescents due in large part to MTV's Beavis and Butthead. Huhuhuhuhuh.
- buns (noun, plural)
'Mary likes John's buns.'
- bush boogie (noun)
very derogatory term referring to Blacks; derived from their jungle origins.
- butch (adjective)
Term used may be used in heterosexual community, but is frequent (or used to be) in the gay community. 'Mary is very butch, and so is John.'
- cacker (noun)
someone who cacks
Used as provocative gesture to unsavoury characters: eg "Sod off you cacker Rawhide"
- camel toes
a vagina as seen through a tight pair of jeans or pants.10
- can (noun)
Restroom, room with a toilet (toilets). 'John passed out in the can.'
Very commonly used.
- cancer stick (noun, count)
John, if you keep smoking those cancer sticks the way you do, they'll kill you.
- carpet muncher
(noun) a person who performs cunninlingus
- cathouse (compound noun, count)
Not used as commonly as 'whorehouse': "John found out that Mary was earning 10 bucks a night at the local cathouse."
- cherry (noun)
hymen, state of being verginal
standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary lost her cherry when she was 14.' Term can be used for males who have had their first sexual experience: 'John lost his cherry last night.'
- chicken hawk
Gay male who likes underage males.
Alternative form of 'chicken queen', used by 'masculine' gay males. 'John considers himself a chicken hawk.'
- chicken queen
gay male who is attracted to underage males homosexuals
Used somewhat derogatorily.
Used in the gay world only.
- chief (noun)
a stupid person
You're thick - i.e. 'You're a chief' Not rude at all.
- choad (noun)
Popular high school word. Not to be confused with "chode", which isn't as strong, and only means stupid or dumb
- chocolate cha cha
Have anal intercourse
John and George danced the chocolate cha cha all night.
- chode- OR -chode
dumb person; can be used alone OR as a prefix OR as a suffix
e.g.: Shut up, chodelick! Piss off, dickchode! You're a chode!
- choke the chicken (verb phrase)
"Bill was choking the chicken while reading Playboy"
- chow box
Can be used as a command
A bible thumping, back sliding hypocrite, or more technically know as a Backslidious Hypocritious:) and simply called a Chian!!!!
- chubby chaser
male who is attracted to fat homosexuals
used humnorously. 'Mary thinks that John is a chubby chaser.'
"to throw a ball"
"I'm going to chuck..."
- circle jerk (compound noun, count)
An event where a group of males stand facing each other in a circle, each one masturbating.
Not used in the straight community much except by young adoleschents who are first experiencing the joys of sex. 'John takes part in a circle jerk every Saturday night.'
- clap, the (noun, singular)
Common term: 'John got the clap at the tubs again.'
- clit fight (verb)
A sexual game between two women
The sex fight game, played between two women who fuck each other with their clits. For more details about the sex fight game see the phrase sex fighter
abbreviated form of clitoris. This word should not be used in the presence of women except politically uncorrect ones.
- closet (noun, mass)
Hiding ones gayness.
Term originated as 'in the closet', then 'out of the closet' to refer to acknowledging ones gayness: 'John was in the closet for a long time before he came out of the closet last year.' Term has since been extended to refer to any skeleton in the closet; i.e., anything one is unwilling to be open about.
- closet queen (compound noun, count)
A person in the closet.
Term used only in the gay community, not used much today. 'John was a closet queen before he came out.'
- cock ring (noun, count)
A piece of leather (usually) worn around the shank of the penis
It purpose is to enhance an erection. 'John bought a new cock ring and wears it on weekends.' Term came out of the closet in the TV film 'Tales of the City.'
This is one of the more common synonyms for penis. 'John has a small cock.'
- cocksmoker (noun)
Any male person. Canadian term.
- cocksucker (noun)
A fellator; any male person.
The term is used in a deragatory and insulting way. 'Hey, you goddamn cocksucker, give my condoms back to John.'
- come (verb, intransitive)
sometimes spelled as 'cum'. The verb is irregular - it is conjugated like 'come': "John came this morning."
- come stain( noun)
Stain (usually found on sheets)created by the remnants of intercourse fluids. Someone who is a real jerk.
"Did you get the come stain out of the sheet?" "Fuck you , come stain." Also may be spelled cum stain.
- coon (noun)
- cornhole (verb, trans.)
to have anal intercourse with someone
This terms seems to be passing into obscurity: 'John cornholes Bill once a month.'
- cotton picker (noun)
Derogatory term for Blacks. Its origins refer to the US's period of slavery. It is a BIG insult to any black person in America.
body lice found in the pubic area
Old term. 'Mary found crabs in her pubes.'
- cracker (noun)
A term used toward white people, although most Whites do not seem to be offended by this term.
- crap (noun, mass)
Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'There is crap all over the front yard!'
- crap (verb, intrans.)
Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation: 'John craps twice a day.'
- crap (verb, trans.)
Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation. Its direct object is the goal of location: 'John crapped his pants.'
- crapper (noun, count)
Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'John is in the crapper.' Mary is sitting on the crapper.' This term became immortalized when the flush toilet was invented by a Mr. Crapper.
- cream one's jeans (verb phrase, idiom)
to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)
In addition to its obvious meaning term may also refer to someone getting very excited over something: 'John creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of James Dean.' 'John creamed his jeans when he saw Bill's restored '57 Chev.'
- cum (neutral, noun)
Possibly from "to come" (i.e. to ejaculate), it is widely used in the porn industry (vide porn video dialogues & titles); also used as a verb, as in "John is cumming inside Mary".
Considered more offensive than 'fuck' today.
A very offensive word refering to a woman, stronger than 'bitch.'
- curry queen
gay male who is attracted to East Indian homosexuals
Used humnorously. Considered racist. 'John came back from India a curry queen.'
- cut (n)
circumcised, having the foreskin of the penis, or the clitoris removed.
Males were circumcised back in Biblical times as a form of obediance, and as a sacrifice to the Almighty Lord. Women in some Indian civilizations were circumcised as a ritual, and a form of punishment. (The purpose of this is to desensitize the woman so that sex is no longer enjoyable.
seems to be more British than American. See 'clipped.'
- darky (noun)
This is used a lot by older white people when referring to any black person. It is not as offensive as nigger, but it is still has very strong undertones.
- dick (noun, count)
shouldn't be used in parlor room conversatin.
- dickwad (adjective)
someone who acts like a jerk. Asshole.
"Eat me, you fucking dickwad"
- diddle (verb, transitive)
have intercourse with
unoffenive slang term.
to have intercourse with
This verb is used only transitively; it does not have the intransitive use that 'fuck' and 'screw' have: 'John diddled Mary.' '*John and Mary were diddling.'
- diesel dyke (compound noun, count)
Term used humorously but considered offensive by lesbians.
- dildo (noun, count)
Also the name of a town in Newfoundland.
Detrimental term; implies the person is a loser.
shit that dingles from the hairs surrounding one's asshole
Not commonly known. Original meanings refers to a species of berry found in the Southeastern part of the U.S.
Slightly cute form of 'cock, pecker'. 'Mary thinks that John has a funny-looking dink.'
- dipshit (noun)
any male person.
Used as a derogatory term. Probably based on 'dipstick'.
- Doesn't know shit from shinola
"Doesn't know nothing" or "Can't tell good from bad" or, in reference to a person, an idiot. Common expression in Southwestern U.S. A older and more completeversion is "Doesn't know shit from shinola and thinks they are both fat meat." Shinola was a popular brand of dark shoepolish.
- dong (noun)
Not as common as 'cock' or 'pecker'. This word made history when a chief justice who was being confirmed for the Court was said to be called 'Long Dong Daddy.'
- doo-doo (noun, mass)
unoffensive term, originally childish. . 'Mary saw the doo-doo on the lawn.'
- dork (noun, count)
- drag (noun, mass)
dress of the opposite sex.
Term originated in gay community, is now widely used in the heterosexual community. 'John like going in drag.' Not to be confused with 'cross dressing', drag tends now to be used as a a humorous term or to the show business. 'Cross dressing' is more general and politically correct.
- drag queen (noun, count)
A person who likes to dress up in feminine clothes
Term refers to those who do shows or like to be outrageously over dressed. Term immortalized in the movie 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'. 'Alice Springs never was the same after the three drag queens left.'
- Dutch or Dutch Fuck
To fuck someone between the breasts
I'd sure like to dutch fuck her.
- dyke (noun, count)
Term used amongst lesbians, but considered offensive if used outside of the community.
- eat shit (verb phrase, idiom)
A derogatory expression, it has no specific meaning. Used when the speaker it annoyed about someting: 'John told Mary to eat shit.'
- eddress (noun)
electronic address, e-mail address
- fag hag (n.)
a female who enjoys the company of gay men.
Can be derogatory, as there is a stereotypical image of a fat, unattractive woman who cannot get her own men so she hangs around gay men.
- fag stag (noun)
heterosexual male who enjoys the company of homosexual males.
Newly coined term.
abbreviated form of 'faggot'. Slightly less derogatory than faggot.
used by gays to refer to each other--often humorously; otherwise it is considered derogatory.
homosexual male, especially effeminate
literally refers to creatures of legend/myth such as the character 'Puck' in Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's Dream"; "He's a fairy."
- fart (noun)
The gas passed while farting.
not very offensive today. 'Did you smell that fart?'
- fart (verb, intransitive)
to pass wind, flatuate
less offensive today than in the past.
- fart along (verb, intrans.)
to do something very slowly, without conviction
Lkke other terms using 'fart', this expression is almost neutral: 'John just farts along writing his thesis.' 'That car in front of us holding up traffic is just farting along.'
- fart around (verb, intransitive)
to spend time doing innocuous things or nothing at all
hardly offensive today.
sucking one's own semen from the anus of the most recent anal sex recipient
- feltch(ing,er) (noun,verb)
A man who orgasms into another man's rectum and then eats all of what he has deposited
Adam is a faltcher; I think I'm going to be your feltcher. James was feltching me something fierce last night.
- finger fuck (verb, transitive)
to insert one's finger into a vagina or a rectum for sexual tittilation.
Term can be used to refer to a rectal digital examination: "John enjoys getting finger-fucked by his physician."
- fish (n)
Used by gay men in a derogatory sense; refers to the putatively offensive odor emitted by female genitalia
- fist fuck (verb, transitive)
to insert a clenched fist into a rectum
Not necessarily limited to the gay world.
- flange (noun, slang)
Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; You can see her flange Etymology: From engineering - flange, projecting or raised edge... used to make connection.
- flash your gash (phrase)
Invitation for intercourse.
- foursome (compound noun)
four people involved in sex together
Refers to any combination of gender. This construction is productive, though rare above four.
- french kiss (compound n.)
the act of french kissing
Common term today. 'John likes the french kisses he gets from Bill and Mary.'
- french kiss (compound noun)
to insert tongue into mouth while kissing
Common term today. 'John likes to french kiss Bill and Mary.'
- french tickler(noun phrase, idiom)
A condom with appendages on the end supposedly to give more sensation to the recipient.
'John screwed Mary with a french tickler.'
- fruit (noun, count)
term not used much today.
- fruit fly
a woman who likes the company of male homosexuals
An alternate form of 'fag hag'; used humorously. 'Mary is a fruit fly.'
- fuck (noun)
Term can be used with the definite article as a pure expletive in sentence initial position: 'What the fuck are you doing, Mary?' 'The fuck you say!' It can also be used with the definite article: 'Like fuck I'm going to date Mary tonight!'
the act of fucking' (roughly)
Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot fuck last night.'
- fuck (verb, intransitive)
See fuck (transitive). Here, it must have a conjoined subject: John and Mary are fucking.
- fuck (verb, transitive)
to have intercourse with someone.
This word was once considered the most unacceptable word in English. In the last twenty years it has become more acceptable in various contexts. Still not acceptable in parlour room contexts, in school, etc. Though banned on American TV it can be heard on Canadian TV and radio in certain limited cases.
- fuck around (verb, intransitive)
do nothing imporant or nothing at all.
"John's just fucking around today."
Used an expletive to indicate to indicate mild annoyance: "Well, fuck around!"
- fuck around (verb, transitive)
To be somehwt dishonest with someone.
"John's fucking Mary around all the time."
- fuck me harder (sentence, idiom)
Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker.
- fuck off (verb, intransitive)
Usually used as a command in an uncomplementary sense: "Fuck off, asshole!"
- fuck oneself (verb phrase)
Outside of the literal meaning which few males can do, this expression has abouat the same meaning as 'get lost'; i.e. go away.: Mary told John to go fuck himself.
- fuck up (verb, intransitive)
make a mistake
See fuck (transitive).
- fuck up (verb, transitive)
(1) to make a mess out of something, (2) to cause someone to become psychologically unstable.
See fuck up (intransitive). (1) "John really fucked his assignment up." (2) "John's parents really fucked him up."
- fucked (past tense of fuck), (passive participle)
(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects)
Derived from and generally synonymous with 'fuck up'. "John is really fucked." "John's project is fucked beyond hope."
- fucked up (passive participle)
(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects)
See 'fuck up'.
to be using larger doses of drugs than normal such as alcohol or acid
Used in the drug community for people who are tripping hard.
- fucker (noun)
a male person
Derogatory term: 'The little fucker stole 10 bucks.'
One who fucks
'John is a squirrely fucker.'
- fucking (adjective)
(no specific meaning)
term is commonly used as an expletive with a pejorative sense: 'John is a fucking asshole.'
- fugly ( adjective)
short for fucking ugly
"Damn, that bitch was fugly"
- gangbang (compound noun)
a group performing sex on an individual
The group usually refers to males. 'John was the victom of a gangbang.'
- gangbang (compound verb)
to peform in a gangbang
'John was gangbanged while in jail.'
- gangsta bitch
A female who is less than a woman, who hangs out with or participates with a crowd that is involved in gang activity
Natolie is a Gansta Bitch; No I am not talking to you Im talking to that Gangsta Bitch over on the corner
- get bent
Said in a derogtory way. Why don't you go get bent!
- get it on
'John got it on with Mary.'
- get it up (verb phrase)
get an erection
rather mild term: 'John got it up when he read Playbunnie.'
- get laid (verb phrase, passive)
Relatively common term, but not acceptable in polite society. Originally, term probably required a female subject, but either gender may be a subject today: 'John got laid last night.'
- get off
'John finally got off when Mary shoved a dildo up his ass.
- get (one's) shit together
correct personality deficiency; prepare one's self
"I wish Mary would get her shit together and quit letting Bill beat her up whenever he gets drunk;" "The customer expects up at 8am-- be sure you have your shit together."
- give a shit
Usually used with negative particle: 'John doesn't give a shit about Mary.'
- glory hole (compound noun)
a hole in a partition dividing two toilets
I'll leave the function of this hole up to the imagination of the readers. If the reader can't figure it out, he should consult his gay buddies, unless, of course, the reader is homophobic, in which case, presumably, he would have no gay buddies.
a hole in the ground formerly excavated for mining.
These glory holes have become overgrown with grass and weeds since they were abandoned and pose a threat to unwary hikers. There is a state park in the Sonora region of California called 'Glory Hole State Park' The name of this park must amuse all of the Bay Area queens who like to cruise around in the foothills.
- go down on (verb phrase)
perform oral sex
This term is not very commonly used today. 'John and Mary went down on each other.'
- Gob the knob
The act of performing fellatio.
- god damn
Probably the oldest curse in English.Is considered very strong by the religious, though many persons of the collar have been heard to use it. Sometimes it is spelled 'goddam': 'John is a god damn liar.'
- golden shower
the act of urinating on another person.
Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
- gook (noun)
Asians do not like this term at all.
Mary likes to have it Greek.
- Groe (noun)
A Negro, or person of African descent
A pejorative term for African-Americans, or Negroes. Used extensively in New England (USA). Example: "You drive like a Groe..," meaning, you drive like a Negro (with no respect for other drivers).
the contractions of the rectum during anal sex
from the English "gross" meaning disgusting or vile!
- gummer (noun)
blow job from an old (toothless) person
derived from "hummer" with alteration concerning lack of teeth in mouth: "Sometimes I wish Bert would give me a gummer."
- hair pie
not as insulting as cunt for obvious reasons.10
- hard-on (noun)
Most common of the synonyms for erection. "John woke up with a hard-on."
- have (verb, transitive)
'John had Mary last night.'
to take unscrupulous advantage of
'John was had by the salesman.'
- head (noun)
To give or receive. Unisex..'Mary asked John if she could give him head'
- herb (noun)
A male, derogatory. synonomous with dork
- hershey highway (noun)
lower intestinal tract surrounding the anus
This word is very well known to gays. It is a very visual descriptive word which shouldn't need too much explaining. An example of its usage is, "Hey Bobby.....you want to ride down my hershey highway?"
- hodgie (noun)
An openly gay man. Influences others by the showing of the penis etc.
Originated from an individual named Sean Hodgson. Example: John is such a hodgie! He showed his dick to me last night!
- honkey (noun)
A rather humorous term used toward white people. I don't believe most Whites are offended by this term at all. Back in the day, some white men use to sit outside the Globe Theater in Harlem in their big American cars....waiting for the black women that performed that night to come out. (most of the black female performers doubled as prostitutes) If the white men wanted to have sex with a certain black perfomer then he would honk his horn for her to come over to his car. Thus, the word "honkey" was coined.
Used in 'Wayne's World'.
- how's your hammer hangin'? (phrase)
Used to inquire as to one's state of well being.
John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: not too bad thanks for asking. OR John: How's your hammer hangin' Joe? Joe: A little to the left and in the dirt.
- hung (adjective)
to have a large penis
'Hung' has no comparative or superlative form. 'John is really hung.' '*John is hunger than Bill.'
- itchy eye (noun)
another term for hemorroids referring to one of the symptoms. That symptom being the itching sensation of the sphincter. "I've got the itchy eye!"
- jack off (verb, intransitive)
(also transitive). 'John jacked off after Mary went home.'
- jack off (verb, transitive)
masturbate another person
The direct object is a male. 'Mary jacked John off since she wouldn't screw him.'
to jack off
(verb)ok to use in class (i have and teachers usually don't mind(just be care full))
- jackshit (noun)
"nothing". Emphasis on "shit".Used in the phrase, "John doesn't know jackshit about women."
(N. Amer.) v. to steal
[jei] etym. origin probably from the bird "jay", which feeds by sweeping down to the ground and picking up morsels of food in that manner. ex. He jayed my baseball cap!
- jerk off (verb, transitive and intransitive)
Used as an alternative to 'jack off' in both senses.
- Jesus H. Christ (name)
An expletive, considered offensive by the religious. The source of the middle initial is uncertain. 'Jesus H. Christ! You can't be pregnant!'
- jizz (noun)
Common a generation ago, this term is fading, being replaced with 'come'.